The S.H. Master: Written in Black soft ink.

 

Hi My name is Mr. Bat.

I'm just a little Black Cat.

 

I was born with a really big set of Fangs.

So Mama called me Bat, boy that Hangs.

 

Because I never grew up and am so very very  Small.

I was afraid of everything, even a shadow in the Hall.

 

Then one night, the Goddess taught me the art of S.H. with her magick Ball.

Now I am a proud S.H. Master and  go everywhere with my tail held Tall.

 

So if you want to be a S.H. Master, get some Tuna and give me a Call.

If you pay in Tuna and ask the secret of S.H. really nice, I may teach it All.

 

We will meet outside under the Full Moon and our tails can Twist.

Then I will give you the Goddess kiss and teach you to Super Hiss.

 

Dedicated to Bat the little Black Cat, that knows it always taste better in the other Cat's  bowl.  I think he was the first Tea Bagger.

 

The Druid King

 

Copyright August 9, 2011 George King